Saturday 5 November 2016

We all Run in a Yellow Submarine

While we were looking for ways to get around the Mister Johnson from Lone Star job series, we had another one to attend to. It was one that I'd been looking forward to for some time, actually, simply because of the sort of stuff we'd be dealing with. The premise of the run was simple and intended to be stealthy; we had to break into a manufacturing facility and sabotage the production of a new product. However, we had to do it in a subtle way so that it wasn't immediately obvious. What the Macquarie wanted was for the product to fail at launch in a very public and embarrassing way.

So that would be simple enough in and of itself, but there was a catch. Although the catch was what made the job so interesting, so maybe it wasn't as big a problem as it seemed. Anyway, the problem was that the target was a Proteus AG Arkoblock in the middle of Bass Straight, so it wasn't the most easily accessible place in the world. Fortunately, we'd rented a minisub which covered half of the accessibility issues.

The other half was another matter. Our research had revealed the existence of a half-flooded sublevel that was currently not in use that would make for an ideal access point. However, docking the sub with it would not be an option, since that would set off all sorts of alarms. To counter that, we were going toi swim over using SCUBA gear. Orcas loved this plan because it put her in her element, but the problem was that neither Bas nor I were as ready.

Her response was to put us through a crash course of learning to dive at a local pool. That kind of sort of worked; I quickly figured out what to do and had at least reached a level of competence where I wouldn't immediately drown. Bas... Spent most of his time zoned out on one of the pool chairs hacking with his brain. So Orca and I threw him in the pool a couple of times anyway. Okay, so that nearly drowned him and so we had to pull him out and.. Yeah. It didn't work out as planned, but Orca at least learned just how out of it Bas is when hacking.

Not your average workday commute
Several experiments in drowning later we were ready to go. A boat ride got us to the insertion point, and then we were off in our minisub towards the target itself. I was driving (obviously) and running primarily on sensors alone. Given that it's Bass Straight and its level of churn, there was basically no visibility at all outside, and we didn’t want to run with lights on just in case it tipped somebody off. Also we didn't want to get too close to Tasmania just in case it attacked us. On the other hand, this was a great time to stream my Beatles mix tape.

That’s not to say we were alone by any means. There was plenty of sealife outside, a good chunk of which were probably megaldons and other horrible things that would eat us. I had no doubt that there was plenty of non threatening wildlife such as seals, but I know the way these things go. The other things the sensors were picking up was a lot of drone activity as we got closer to the Arkoblock. Amongst other things, there were a good number of Proteus Krake drones both on patrol and doing work. And as much as I'd love to steal one of them for myself, I also knew that doing such would ruin the whole operation. Ah well, next time.

We reached our insertion point and parked the sub. Bas suggested that he should just hack himself into unconsciousness and let her drag him through the water, which resulted in her explaining just how important breath control was and how his plan was a fast trip to drowning. With that in mind, we sited up and headed out, with Orca leading the three of us towards the hatch we were after (okay, she had to all but drag Bas since he did fail his lessons). She expertly opened it up and got us inside, with the three of us finding a nice, quiet and dry section to work in. Stripping down our wetsuits and reading our equipment we bought over, we set to work.

I activated Louie and Baxter (You would be amazed at what you can hide a Fly-Spy inside when they're deactivated) and sent them out to scout the place. We needed to find the exact location of the thing we were supposed to be messing with, while also getting a slightly better idea of what we were up against. Louie did a great job, evading detection while weaving his way through the facility, finding just what we were after. Baxter... didn't. In fact he flew into a vent and his autopilot had a brainfart and couldn't figure its way out.

I would love to steal one of these
None the less, that was enough for Orca and Bas to get to work. They headed into the factory to get access to the exact piece of machinery they needed to tweak while I stayed behind to keep watch over them and our exit (and also try to extract Baxter, who had managed to make his own situation even worse). Unfortunately, this situation lead to Orca and Bas having a bit of a blue at each other as Bas suggested it would be easier of them to sneak through if he was unconscious as she carried him. Lazy bum.

They managed to make it worse when they reached a security camera at a key passage. Orca wanted to carefully sneak past it by carefully timing their moves and avoiding its sweep. Bas wanted to just hack it, but that of course risked setting off all manner of alarms and tipping everyone else off, plus he'd need to be out cold to do such. Orca won out again and they got past the easy way rather than the make it even more complicated then it has to way.

This is why I work with drones. They don't come up with dumb ideas, and when they do, you can simply remote control them anyway.

Finally they got through to the terminal they were after which was where Bas got to do his thing (and in an actually useful way to boot). All he needed to do in the end was discretely alter a couple of variables in the quantity control and that was it. It's the sort of thing that people don't even notice until it’s too late and the product begins unexpectedly melting, and fit in with the Macquarie’s request perfectly.

Having done the deed, the pair of them snuck back (while amazingly managing to avoid further arguments) and rendezvoused with me. In the meantime, I'd jumped in to Baxter and extracted him from the mess he’d dug himself into. The three of us suited up again and headed out to the sub, making sure to leave everything just as we'd found it. Soon we were all on our way back to our boat without the slightest hint that we had ever been there. The debrief with Mister Macquarie went well, with him throwing us the rest of the payment. So all in all, a more or less successful trip.


Well, assuming that Orca doesn't punch Bas' head off...

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