So remembering what I was saying about
non-traditional teams? Yeah, even when we do have one 'traditional' role, it's
filled in a most unexpected way. Not saying it's bad, it's just different,
that's all.
Many teams have a 'face', the guy who's job
is to be the frontman of the team, He handles the meetings, negotiations and
the business end of the job. He's the guy who tries to get the best deal out of
Mister Macquarie, while also doing his best to convince the guy not to tool you
over. He's a key part of the legwork phase of a run, meeting people, playing
nice with them and trying to play them for a bit of key info that could make
the difference between life and death. Finally, a good face can talk you out of
a bad situation, using their charm and wit and silver tongue to suggest that
it's in everyone's best interests if we don’t try to kill each other,
Mo, a troll in a swanky coat |
Mo does all of these things. He's clever,
charismatic, sophisticated and a quick wit who seems to know the right thing to
say at the right time. What makes him really unusual is not what he does, but
the fact that he's a Troll. Told you that we were non-traditional.
Mo's path to being a runner is an unusual
one to say the least. For starters, he's an old troll; late thirties, early
fourties area, which means that this is a rather late in life career change for
him. From what I can tell, before he took up running, he had any number of
different jobs. He was a salesman, an office worker and a stand-up comedian
among other things (although in the latter case I can't say I’ve ever heard of
them, and it's not like there's many troll stand up acts. Those that you do
find are mostly about prop comedy for obvious reasons, and I am digressing)
before setting into his current job of taxi driver. In fact, that latter one
seems to be supporting his lifestyle between runs to the point where I have to
wonder what's making him more.
How he got into running is a bit of another
matter. See, Mo's got an idiot cousin called Dave (or "David David
David" or even "Dingus") who was a bit of a problem. Dave/Dingus
seems to have been a bit of a yob all his life, and engaged in numerous idiot
acts inclosing arson and assault and battery with a harpoon launcher. At some point,
Mo got himself dragged down along with him or even took the fall for him,
resulting in him being lumped with a criminal SIN and thus, combined with the
Troll thing, pretty much ineligible to work anywhere.
(I think Mo is Dingus' only family, or at
least the only one who will put up with him. I haven't asked, and it’s probably
an awkward/embarrassing story, especially when you consider that Dingus is the reason
why Mo is in this mess in the first place. In short, Dingus is living the embarrassing
rellie dream)
At any rate, being barred from working
anywhere and now needing to support himself and his unemployable drongo of a
cousin, Mo found a new outlet for his talents. Now he works in the shadows,
wheeling, dealing, conniving and all those other things that a face does with
the added advantage of bring really big and thus adding just a bit of
intimidation (be it conscious or unconscious) into the whole deal. And here's
the amazing thing: it works fantastically.
You see, Mo is a very personable Troll;
exceptionally such, really. He's well-spoken, clear and concise while being
personable and engaging. You feel like you want to tryst him and agree with him
from the moment he opens his mouth. And even better, he's great at tailoring
his message and his approach to the individual situation and environment and
the like. What works at a society ball obviously won’t work at a gang meeting,
but he seems to be pretty much capable of presenting the right image and
message for both. Plus he's a snappy dresser (says she who’s wardrobe is largely
'op shop chic')
He's also very well-read and articulate,
none of the things you expect out of a Troll. It’s not so much as he's defying
the stereotypes, as he's never heard of them whatsoever and is instead
determined to be the most capable negotiator/con man/whatever else you need who
just happens to be two and a half meters tall.
Mo's beat stick (And his only weapon) |
Speaking of defying stereotypes, he really
doesn't seem to like violence. Not in the usual sort of 'trying to avoid things getting loud because
that probably means we've completely messed everything up' kind of a way but
more of a 'pacifist doesn't want to shed blood at all' kind of way. I'm sure
there's some interesting story here, but the basics of it is that all he
carries is a stun baton and a taser. That’s it. No guns, no knives, no nothing
else. Yep, of the entire team, the Troll is the one who least wants to be in a
fight. I'm really not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, it's good to
have somebody who will try to think or talk his way around a bad situation. On
the other hand, you want a bit more then just that for when the crap hits the
fan and the bullets are flying around and some bloody Corp goon is trying to
pop your head off for simply being there.
Ford Falcon Taxi. Not an Americar at all |
In his day job as a Taxi driver, mo hears a
lot of chatter from his passengers which can actually be insanely useful at the
most unexpected moments. His Taxi is your basic Ford Falcon (Note: The local
equivalent of a Ford Americar, because no burke would try selling something
called an 'Americar' in Australia) which is a perfectly functional and
serviceable vehicle, good for what it does and, even better, not just some cheap
plastic crapbox.
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